My feet ain't got nothing to do with my nickname, but when folks get it in their heads that a feller's got big feet, soon the feet start looking big.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

Never let your head hang down. Never give up and sit down and grieve. Find another way. And don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines.

Never let your head hang down. Never give up and sit down and grieve. Find another way.

Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move.

Don't eat fried food, it angries up the blood.

Keep the juices flowing by jangling around gently as you move.

Avoid fried foods, which angry up the blood.

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching.

Don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines.

Smile well and often, it makes people wonder what you've been up to.

It's only adults who read the top layers most of the time. I think children read the internal meanings of everything.

...But behind all your stories is always your mother's story, because hers is where yours begins.

I really should talk to him. He's had a near-death experience!”"We all have. It's called living."(Hogfather)

That’s exactly where they send entry-level diplomats. After you cut your teeth on a few civil wars and a famine or two, you might get lucky and be given a plum post somewhere in the SECOND World.

I only write when the spirit moves me ... and the spirit moves me every day. William Faulkner, Oxford, Mississippi

When you're playing a romantic version of a real person, you're playing a version of the truth.

Language is a virus, money is a nasty disease.

I sing songs that I have lived or I write them because I have lived them. I think the believability factor is key.

It's too distracting to read about yourself. You want to be perfect and you want everyone to love you, and that's never going to happen.

I feel like I have always played within the rules. I would never break the rules.