My final, considered judgment is that the hardy bulb [garlic] blesses and ennobles everything it touches - with the possible exception of ice cream and pie.

A man who loves good food has a way of making it gravitate toward his kitchen.

Nothing is so effective in keeping one young and full of lust as a discriminating palate thoroughly satisfied at least once a day

Time is always ready.

I made my name”. What does this mean? It means you were not concerned with conquering the world as much as you were dedicated with conquering yourself

This was going to be worse than the time I table danced in the diner in high school!

He who loses wealth loses much he who loses a friend loses more but he that loses his courage loses all.

Problems are the price you pay for progress.

The years have gone by quickly. Death sits in the seat next to me. We make a lovely couple.

But it [crony capitalism] erodes our overall standard of living and stifles entrepreneurs by rewarding the politically favored rather than those who provide what consumers want.

If I had my life to live over, I would do it all again, but this time I would be nastier.

I don't wave a flag for anything. I'm a musician.

One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife.