My first boyfriend that I ever had, actually sang a song that he wrote for me on-stage to ask me out. That was pretty romantic.

Make all your decisions based on how hilarious it would be if you did it.

If you feel like a weirdo, it's okay because weirdos rule the world.

I'm too awkward to date, I think. I'm kind of all or nothing, you know? Either put a baby inside of me or leave me alone.

It's weird, huh? It's like the minute you kinda give up control you just know what to do without doing anything.

I'm like that person who hates going to magic shows - and I love magic, I love wizards - but going to a show where there is any possibility of audience participation is a nightmare for me.

I always want to keep growing and keep surprising people, and showing them different parts of me.

I think being on a TV show is amazing but also, people get kind of used to seeing you a certain way and so it becomes a challenge to break free from that in a way.

I don't let myself 'surf' on the Web, or I would probably drown.

I've had experiences in my life where I've met certain people that have opened up something in me and given me hope and a new outlook on life.

My grandfather came over from Puerto Rico and raised his kids speaking English so that it would be easier for them to assimilate.

It was not in me It came and wentI wanted to hold it It was held by wine(I no longer know what it was)

If you want to succeed in making a son of Africa stupid, simply give him power or money. But If you intend to make him more stupid, then give him the two.

I write because in my books, I can experience those (mad and crazy) things that I won't be able to do in my real life

As it happens I don't think it was God- the woman who saved me, she doesn't look like she's had much to do with angels, Perhaps the Devil was behind me all the time.

Feeling that one has some leverage upon something, even by proxy or association, makes one a great deal more interested in it.

To have a viable civilization, people have to have a benign government, a semblance of education, spare time, imagination, and manners

One of the great things personally coming to Hawai'i is my friendship of Jim Nicholson.

Those who do not study are only cattle dressed up in men's clothes.

I do not want to criticize while my soldiers are still bleeding and dying in Iraq.

I know my serve stinks, but I was a pretty good tennis player.