My following is straight. I'm so glad.

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.

Peter Marshall: A western saddle has a curved horn on the front to hold something for the cowboy. What is it?

Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!

My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business.

A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.

Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.

I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.

I'm Liberace without a piano.

I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never take just water. Instead, I'll have maybe six glasses of vegetable and fruit juices a day.

I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.

That’s the hope, isn’t it? To see your family in your time of dying.

Forgiveness must be immediate, whether or not a person asks for it. Trust must be rebuilt over time. Trust requires a track record.

Being a parent is like being a catcher. You gotta handle whatever is thrown your way.

Being challenged in life is inevitable, being defeated is optional.

I am grateful for - though I can't keep up with - the flood of articles, theses, and textbooks that mean to share insight concerning the nature of poetry.

He that steals the old man's supper does him no wrong.

Bravery in simple soldiers is a dangerous trade, to which they have bound themselves to get their livelihood.

A band is like a family. There's love and hate.

When you've tasted excess, everything else tastes bland.

And suddenly I knew I was people and could not stop laughing.