My freind is the man who gives me a book I aint read."Abraham Linclion

A good leader is someone who knows what he's bad at, and hires someone who's good at it to take care of it for him.

Keep practicing," he told her."Until I get it right?" she said. But he corrected her."No. Until you don't get it wrong.

If everything is done for me... how will I ever learn?

You can always win points. Winning people’s respect is a lot more important.

It's surprising how often history is decided by something as trival as bad shellfish.

I will remember this word," he said. "Shenanigans. It is a good word.

I'll be needing a bridesmaid',she said.'A tall one. That way, I'll look more petite and feminine.

Success tended to make the unorthodox acceptable

How can you stay so calm?" It helps if you're terrified.

Sometimes," Halt continued, "we tend to expect a little too much of Ranger horses. After all, they are only human.

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness.

Your breaking point will be a bloody refuge, not a clean slate.

Some people were offended by a show about cougars.

Even Heaven would be Hell to some people because they'd be too close to God!

The two kinds of people on earth are the people who lift and the people who lean.

Wherever the Catholic sun doth shine, There’s always laughter and good red wine. At least I’ve always found it so. Benedicamus Domino!

The two party electoral system performs the essential function of helping to legitimate the existing social order.

The fact that so many people whose livelihood depends on being able to play, it's just crazy.

I had always worked. I always had part-time jobs.

I don't want to be the only survivor on the island with no smoke.