My friend Jerry Falwell was the one who said it, and he was a guest on my show, and it's hard to take the blame for everybody who shows up on your show.

I have a zero tolerance for sanctimonious morons who try to scare people.

The founding document of the United States of America acknowledges the Lordship of Jesus Christ because we are a Christian nation.

It seems to me the Washington Monument is a symbol of America’s power. It has been the symbol of our great nation, we look at that monument and we say this is one nation under God.

There are demons and there are evil people in the world, and you post a picture like that and some cultist gets a hold of it or a coven and they begin muttering curses against an unborn child.

Is there in all the history of human folly a greater fool than a clergymen in politics?

I know one man who was impotent who gave AIDS to his wife and the only thing they did was kiss.

Homosexuals want to come into churches and disrupt church services and throw blood all around and try to give people AIDS and spit in the face of ministers.

You might get AIDS in Kenya, people have AIDS, you’ve got to be careful. I mean, the towels could have AIDS.

Like it or not, males have a tendency to wander a little bit. What you want to do is make a home so wonderful that he doesn’t want to wander.

Homosexuals are like Judas: They look good in a robe, and their kisses are legendary.

The most authentic thing about us is our capacity to create, to overcome, to endure, to transform, to love and to be greater than our suffering.

The New York Times is and has always been a digital leader. The report only cited some areas where we fell down.

I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose.

That's the mark of a great storyteller, never to give away secrets in advance.

I suppose I like to give people something to talk and think about. I can just be the person that kind of put a message in the bottle to see where it ends up.

I'm sure there are some good dramaturgs but I've never worked with one.

I spent four years doing a doctorate in postmodern American literature. I can recognize it when I see it.

In times of adversity - for the country we love - Maryland always chooses to move forward. Progress is a choice. Job creation is a choice. Whether we move forward or back: this too is a choice.

Don't you think that as a people, Americans have less poetry, real poetry, in their souls than any other nations?

For the first time in history, the human species as a whole has gone into politics. Everyone is in the act, and there is no telling what may come of it.