My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Every individual has a place to fill in the world and is important in some respect, whether he chooses to be so or not.

To be clear to the scriptures is to be clear to the original plan of creation

I never commit to memory anything that can easily be looked up in a book

He has everything a boxer needs except speed, stamina, a punch, and ability to take punishment. In other words, he owns a pair of shorts.

In the unbending of the arm to do the deed there is experience worth all the maxims in the world.

A Canadian is someone who keeps asking the question, 'What is a Canadian?

I think for one, we have to really accept that anger is a normal human emotion that can be a positive force for change.

When I was younger, I always dreamed of being a legend, to be remembered in figure skating.

For a while, after the Second World War, when there was strong support for labor, this was done subtly.

Global governance need not take a democratic form.