My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.

Free ourselves from fear, insecure and scared of others judgement and opinions. Build up with our own confident, self-esteem and self-satisfaction.Just be yourself for being better person.

Fog is more dangerous than dark, as it gives the illusion of seeing.

A selfie is a proof that either we are very lonely or too self absorbed to ask others to take our picture.

As a writer you ask yourself to dream while awake.

Nothing is inherently tasty or repulsive - it depends on your needs. Deliciousness is simply an index of usefulness.

We said good-bye, and Dill went inside the house. He evidently remembered he was engaged to me, for he ran back out and kissed me swiftly in front of Jem. "Yawl write, hear?" he bawled after us.

In my experience an appreciative letter from a fellow writer means a lot.

In regards to steroids, I think we're all to blame, all of baseball. I never realized how far-reaching this problem has been.

Privacy and security are those things you give up when you show the world what makes you extraordinary.