My garden will never make me famous, I'm a horticultural ignoramus.

Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.

Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.

The door of a bigoted mind opens outwards so that the only result of the pressure of facts upon it is to close it more snugly.

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

Behold the Zebra on the plains, And shudder at his mighty manes!

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn So many I loved were not yet dead, So many I love were not yet born.

Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

My special possessions are my sacred family.

عوامل عدة تسبب الحزن، لكننا نحن نصنع الفرح.... لنستمتع بالحياةGrieve caused by factors, joy is made by us… we should enjoy life

We are all wealth. We are all treasure. We are the abundance of all things. Spend yourself completely.

Truth is an outlaw in every country.

My parents did divorce, but my dad has always been present for me and loving me and my mom as well when she was alive.

Woman gives herself as a prize to the weak and as a prop to the strong and no man ever has what he should.

Whatever you imagine, God is the opposite of that.

The realist lies for advantage. The fantasist lies to give his dreams a flavor of reality.

I was too shy to be around real people. It wasn't like old ladies talking to plants.

Spirituality is like a bird: If you hold it too closely, it chokes, And if you hold it too loosely, it escapes.