My generation is under-entertained.

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone... you answer it.

The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.

What did the 5 fingers say to the face. S L A P!

I think extreme sports are really good for relieving stress.

You know, be able to do something great in your life, you're gonna have to realize your failures. You're gonna have to embrace them and figure out how to overcome it.

Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

Cause my life is dope, and I do dope sh*t

I support anyone's right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?

The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.

Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.

Men always did and always will err and nothing more than in what they consider right and wrong.

Work hard, do your best, live the truth, trust yourself, have some fun...and you'll have no regrets.

Sometimes the most complex problems can be solved with the simplest solutions.

It's not cold in here, you're just dying.

Never lower your price, add value.

Sometimes I feel like a beetle crawling through a fusion power plant. I can feel a certain amount, see a certain amount, but I sure as hell don't understand everything.

Passivity may be the easy course, but it is hardly the honorable one.

I love order. It's my dream. A world where all would be silent and still, and each thing in its last place, under the last dust.

I assure you by the Lord, your adversaries shall get no advantage against you, except you sin, and offend your Lord, in your sufferings.

When you have an individual that is committed to killing someone else, you can't expect a restraining order or the police to provide 24-hour protection.