My gift to you will be to take away your freedom of choice for a while. Freedom can be very unhealthy and unproductive. Instead, you'll have freedom from choice.

Okay, I'm flattered, I appreciate your attempt at making me feel better after the fiasco with the pita rolls, but please ring up this beer I need it more than flattery.

We think we know people. We think that what we see is all there is. We rarely ask ourselves what goes on behind the curtain. We jump to conclusions. And we take everything very personally.

For months I had been trying to be less myself.

Embrace what is, steer toward what may yet be.

fantasizing is one of the earliest languages in the child's mind. We are in touch with our imagination and dreams before we engage with logic and reason.

It is obvious that all sense has gone out of modern marriage; which is, however, no objection to marriage but to modernity.

There is nothing in the world stronger than gentleness.

It was the kind of sword that would make a lifelong pacifist look for tall boots and a hat with feathers.

Mom was a smoker. My grandfather was a smoker. My aunts were smokers. My uncles were smokers. I don't know any smokers now, not even my mom.

Everybody has their favorite character.That's the only way I pick, whatever is going on in society, whatever I think folks will laugh at that's what I come up with.

The writings of leading ID proponents reveal that the designer postulated by their argument is the God of Christianity.

A pedestal is the most insidious prison ever devised.

My father always said, 'It ain't bragging if it's true.'