My girlfriend and I went to a dinner party the other night and we ended up playing charades. There was another couple there that was deaf. They were so good.

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.

I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.

Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.

Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There's just too much money.

You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.

I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.

Worry leads to worry.

In modern business it is not the crook who is to be feared most, it is the honest man who doesn't know what he is doing.

Life is an incurable condition: the only known treatment is to try to keep the patient comfortable.

The world is a beautiful book, but of little use to him who cannot read it.

Make money and the whole nation will conspire to call you a gentleman.

Human life-everybody lives it, but only to a few is it known.

I am sustained by the tranquility of an upright and loyal heart.

Nature is what she is - amoral and persistent.

You shouldn't just work on your jump shot. You should work on being a better person, a better teammate, and a better friend.

Most business schools are geared toward churning out investment bankers and management consultants.