My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you - I hope she meets somebody nice.

What if God's a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I'll never know why!

Whenever she uses the phrase 'I was thinking...,' that means I either have to move, paint or buy something.

I got into cars through my father. He used to work on cars. My job was to hold the light, which pretty much was the limit of my mechanical abilities.

Being in a relationship is like being in A.A. My friends ask me, 'How's it going with that girl?' 'One day at a time, man.'

The only marriage I've observed for any length of time is my parents - 35 years. I asked my pop, I go, 'Pop, 35 years - what do you hope for?' He's like, 'I hope you die first.'

I love that magazine, man - Victoria's Secret - and it comes, like, every three hours.

There were many reasons we broke up. There was a religious difference: I'm a Catholic, and she's the devil.

I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is 'If it feels good - stop.'

Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you're happy, you let us touch you.

I love to believe that there's one god but there's many different religions so there's just the question of which long distance company you pick.

When I was a kid, the only way I saw movies was from the back seat of my family's car at the drive-in.

When the bull's-eye becomes as big in your mind as an elephant, you are sure to hit it.

Nature won't be summoned to order and won't be kept waiting. It must be caught, well caught.

Every secret gets known to the world.

As adults, we do know more, but we don't know enough. People can be very unthinkingly callous.

The word and the shadow of the word / makes a thing both itself and something else / till we are metaphors and not ourselves . . .

I'm much more introspective than I was, say, thirty years ago.

I think that self-discipline has to be accompanied by passion.

He that taketh his own cares upon himself loads himself in vain with an uneasy burden. I will cast all my cares on God; He hath bidden me; they cannot burden Him.

It's hard to put my music in a specific genre, but if you had to, "instrumental cyber metal" would be an accurate one.