My goal has always been to just kind of show how my family, we might be a different culture, but we're completely like everybody else.

We have to start calling sexual harassment out because only then can we start to make progress on it.

It might sound dramatic and a little grandiose, but as a Latina, I would like to be someone that gives a voice to my culture.

Whatever you want to do with your life, you really got to want it. And if you want it, and you work hard, it will happen.

I'm not trying to represent the whole Latino community. There are too many different cultures, and Latinos will always say, 'My family doesn't do that.'

My stand-up has a lot of performance in it, and I loved doing it so much that, after years, I put the idea of having a show on the back burner.

My family doesn't understand trying to chase your dreams because they were all about survival.

When you have a different name, people just kind of take the liberty to spell it how they want.

I always knew, even as a kid, that my mom had a really rough life, and I always wanted to make her feel happy and to make her feel good.

As a kid, I really wanted to have my own show. But when you grow up in poverty, people tell you nothing is possible. So I kind of gave up on that dream.

There aren't any concrete steps to becoming a comic.

If the solar winds have stirred far off in the velvety night then showers of light --gold and violet. rose and green--paint the sky.

The water was still. The mountains moved.

If Lehman Brothers had been a bit more Lehman Sisters ... we would not have had the degree of tragedy that we had as a result of what happened.

Ideas are refined and multiplied in the commerce of minds. In their splendor, images effect a very simple communion of souls.

It is no use running; to set out betimes is the main point.

I'm the first to admit this whole salary thing is getting out of control. In the final analysis, it's still about the work.

Before you complain today, be grateful you have breath to complain with.

Donald Trump understands the frustrations and the hopes of the American people.

There was a girl who could fly, a boy who had bees living inside him, a brother and sister who could lift boulders over their heads.

Nature Boy, whats that? Do you run around the forest like Euell Gibbons, eating bark or something?