My goal was always getting my work out in the world, and in many ways, I feel like the luckiest person alive.

I sometimes look into the face of my dog Stan and see a wistful sadness and existential angst, when all he is actually doing is slowly scanning the ceiling for flies.

A wacky, trendy outfit on a guy over 40 indicates he's got big issues.

Beware the man who doesn't ask you any questions about yourself on your first date.

Men who have a lot of charm have it in place of something real that you are eventually going to want from them and find that they do not have.

No one would argue against the fact that L.A. leads the country in opportunities for being hip and pretentious.

A more complex - but only slightly more original - way to feel out of it is available at the hip and pretentious nightclubs and bars along the Sunset Strip.

It's just like magic. When you live by yourself, all your annoying habits are gone!.

You just never know when it might be cookie time. And, that is what the dogs have taught me.

The day is divided into two important sections: Mealtimes and everything else.

Every moment of your life that is not a complete nightmare is happiness.

Nonviolence aims at doing no harm to living being. Compassion aims at doing good to all being.

The essence of life: be good to all souls like you seek them to be good to your soul.

You can assume all photo and video is constructed as a fiction controlled by the person holding the camera and the person who is editing.

One thing we have lost, that we had in the past, is a sense of progress, that things are getting better. There is a sense of volatility, but not of progress.

If you aren’t really careful, 'The Good Enough' can become the enemy of 'The Best.'

when one never speaks, one has nothing to say because one has too much to say.

The pleasure was all yours.

We certainly don't yet know all the answers. But the universe is about to be pried open.

The Chinese are like a tank through a corn field, they just keep mowing through it. Senators want sanctions against countries supporting cyberattacks.

My future is in my past and my past is my present. I must now make the present my future.