My goal, whenever entering a project, is always to gain 12 pounds.

My daughter got me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. So we know she's sarcastic.

If you're committed enough, you can make any story work. I once told a woman I was Kevin Costner, and it worked because I believed it.

We're all real people with moments of intense honesty and pathos and humanity. We all experience that, whether you're comedic or not.

You say you're going to be the pope, become the pope.

Don't say you're going to stop eating red meat when you like red meat.

If you surround me with darkness, suddenly, I am "somewhat fun."

Everybody needs some good sketch comedy.

We don't feel constrained by what we did in the past.

The world needs less destruction.

The laugh is what trumps everything.

Cats, no less liquid than their shadows, Offer no angles to the wind.They slip, diminished, neat, through loopholesLess than themselves.

War is not merely a political act but a real political instrument, a continuation of political intercourse, a carrying out of the same by other means.

I'm not much involved in sports, and I don't play, either.

Cancun is the only place I've ever visited outside America

Capitalism believes that its remit is exclusively to make maximum short-term profits.

You shouldn't have to have money to have a luxury fragrance.

One should travel as light as possible. I can organize myself to go on a ten-day trip with just hand luggage.

You don't become indispensable merely because you are different. But the only way to become indispensable is to be different. That's because if you're the same, so are plenty of other people.

Today, what is important for us is to realize that the old sacred ways are correct, and that if we do not follow them we will be lost and without a guide.

It is impossible for human beings, constituted as they are, both to fight and to have ideals.