My godfather was a Chicago policeman, and I've always looked at law enforcement as a challenging and interesting job.

My daughter got me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. So we know she's sarcastic.

If you're committed enough, you can make any story work. I once told a woman I was Kevin Costner, and it worked because I believed it.

We're all real people with moments of intense honesty and pathos and humanity. We all experience that, whether you're comedic or not.

You say you're going to be the pope, become the pope.

Don't say you're going to stop eating red meat when you like red meat.

If you surround me with darkness, suddenly, I am "somewhat fun."

Everybody needs some good sketch comedy.

We don't feel constrained by what we did in the past.

The world needs less destruction.

The laugh is what trumps everything.

Trying something different won't ensure that you would be liked by everyone. Still.. Go on..

We are born to Exist, not to know, to be, not to assert ourselves.

I have always learned to distinguish the important from the urgent.

There are more Physitians in health then drunkards.

What we call human nature, is actually human habit.

Motivation is not a thinking word; it's a feeling word.

Said to physicist John Bahcall. I don't believe in natural science.

Scientists should continue doing what they've always done, which is to understand the Earth as well as they can.

Let all the laws be clear, uniform and precise for interpreting laws is almost always to corrupt them.

FlashForward was a really fun show to make. Not to mention, I only worked like, one day a week, and it paid the same as Happy Endings. I got to make out with beautiful women on that show as well.