My good friend Walter Mondale is a good lapdog. He'll give them [special interest groups] everything they want. He'll lick every hand.

Someone has said the best nursing home is the U.S. Senate.

Sending money to Washington to have it administered and sent back is like getting a blood transfusion from your right arm to your left arm with a leaky valve.

You remind me of Hubert Humphrey. You talk too much

Jesse Jackson has to get back to "I am somebody" instead of "I am some color."

[Mondale] was not born; he was appointed.

Iraq was invaded to secure Israel and everybody knows it.

Glenn must think he's still in space. He's orbiting the issues faster than he orbited earth.

God, why does a mortal man have children? It is senseless to love anything this much.

You have permission to walk away from anything that doesn't feel right. Trust your instincts and listen to your inner-voice — it's trying to protect you.

Legal action is but warfare disguised.

I never sleep in comfort save when I am hearing a sermon or praying to God.

More and more I believe in the fact that you have two hands and two legs, and the thing is how to make good use of yourself - and that's about it.

Sometimes, that mountain you've been climbing, is just a grain of sand.

An unexamined life is not worth living, and an unexamined faith is not worth holding.

It had been an annoyingly peacful time in Boarderland, Blister cranky and despressed because he hadn't filled anyone with pus for nearly an enitre lunar cycle.

It would be wonderful if I could see the end of civilization during my lifetime.

One has to understand that we have to become a higher personality which is the spirit, which is the truth, which is the enlightened attention, and which is the joy.