My good intentions are completely lethal.

But nothing is more opaque than absolute transparency.

I hope that people will finally come to realize that there is only one 'race' - the human race - and that we are all members of it.

Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.

Canada was built on dead beavers.

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.

We still think of a powerful man as a born leader and a powerful woman as an anomaly.

You can only be jealous of someone who has something you think you ought to have yourself.

Nature is to zoos as God is to churches.

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia.

Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise.

I have no country to fight for

...dark furrow lines grid the snow, punctuated by orange abacus beads of pumpkins - now the crows own the field...

I don't have much patience for anyone who denies that this challenge is real.

I'm tired of hearing you men say that this and that and the other isn't woman's work. Any work is woman's work that a woman can do well.

The most sensible thing to do to people you hate is to drink their brandy.

When I was first drafted, I was just happy that any team wanted to take me, but it was the Red Wings, and that made it better.

Forney in Where the Heart Is has more fans than any other character Ive played.

If you want to make a lot of money, resist diversification.

Nothing is so engaging as the little domestic cares into which you appear to be entering, and as to reading it is useful for onlyfilling up the chinks of more useful and healthy occupations.

We become contemplatives when God discovers Himself in us.