My grandchild has taught me what true love means. It means watching Scooby-Doo cartoons while the basketball game is on another channel.

Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS.

An hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again. Anything longer than that, and you start to age quickly.

My granddaughter and I are inseparable. She keeps me wrapped around her little finger.

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.

What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure.

On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been out of town.

My grandkids believe I'm the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too.

Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet.

I like to do nice things for my grandchildren - like buy them those toys I've always wanted to play with.

Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.

Hunger gives flavour to the food.

Evil is appealing, evil is attractive, evil is stylish. However, evil is still evil and it deserves to be treated just like that.

I'm not the girl who always has a boyfriend. I'm the girl who rarely has a boyfriend.

Laws are the sovereigns of sovereigns.

I avoid the young adult section altogether if possible, although it's sometimes fun to catch a girl lying on the floor, reading "Gossip Girl."

Twitter can no more produce analysis than a monkey can type out a work of Shakespeare.

The one who has not seen Paris in the morning does not know how beautiful it is.

Nothing about us without us.

The success I've achieved comes to me from God

If you think you can experience the power of the Internet on a 1-inch screen, you've got to be out of your mind.