My grandfather came over from Puerto Rico and raised his kids speaking English so that it would be easier for them to assimilate.

Make all your decisions based on how hilarious it would be if you did it.

If you feel like a weirdo, it's okay because weirdos rule the world.

I'm too awkward to date, I think. I'm kind of all or nothing, you know? Either put a baby inside of me or leave me alone.

It's weird, huh? It's like the minute you kinda give up control you just know what to do without doing anything.

I'm like that person who hates going to magic shows - and I love magic, I love wizards - but going to a show where there is any possibility of audience participation is a nightmare for me.

I always want to keep growing and keep surprising people, and showing them different parts of me.

I think being on a TV show is amazing but also, people get kind of used to seeing you a certain way and so it becomes a challenge to break free from that in a way.

I don't let myself 'surf' on the Web, or I would probably drown.

I've had experiences in my life where I've met certain people that have opened up something in me and given me hope and a new outlook on life.

If I have the option, I always read the paper or a book or something I can touch and destroy in my own hands.

The more I give myself permission to live in the moment and enjoy it without feeling guilty or judgmental about any other time the better I feel about the quality of my work.

There's my personal life, my sensitive side, and then me as a performer, sexy and energised and fun.

Just being with dogs, I learned their ways and began to appreciate things from their point of view.

What I've learned is there's a scientifically proven phenomenon that's attached to gratitude, and that if you consciously take note of what is good in your life, quantifiable benefits happen.

Building the future holds more attraction than ancestor worship, whichever ancestor we're talking about.

It is impossible to exaggerate the evil work theology has done in the world.

Singing your own songs is all about individual expression

War is not a jobs program.

Teamwork requires that everyone's efforts flow in a single direction. Feelings of significance happen when a team's energy takes on a life of its own.

My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more.