My grandfather is hard of hearing. He needs to read lips. I don't mind him reading lips, but he uses one of those yellow highlighters.

There's always one teacher you had a crush on; for me, it's my wife's aerobics instructor.

I went to a bookstore the other day. I asked a woman behind the counter where the self-help books were. She said, ‘If I told you, that would defeat the whole purpose.’

In high school, my sister went out with the captain of the chess team. My parents loved him... They figured that any guy that took hours to make a move was okay with them.

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences.

Certain of misfire, my heart threatens to stop.

I'm not saying that everything I do is always tasteful - and maybe it's not always the normal idea of beauty - but hopefully it's always an empowering idea.

The scent of frying astronomers long ago ceased to ascend to Yahweh.

Prolonged inflation never 'stimulates' the economy. On the contrary, it unbalances, disrupts, and misdirects production and employment.

In the supremacy of self-control consists one of the perfections of the ideal man.

When I'm watching sports I can't be bothered.

I saw Herschel and he saw me and we stood next to each other because that is what friends do in the presence of evil or love.

Some people bring out the worst in you, others bring out the best, and then there are those remarkably rare, addictive ones who just bring out the most. Of everything.

Even if tomorrow will be the end of the world, people will still continue to watch television for whole day!

I have a sort of tactility about music. I go into record stores and just run my fingers over it, the spines.