My greatest crush was Chandler from 'Friends'. And Goran Ivanisevic.

Manicures: Which are basically just holding hands with a stranger for forty-five minutes whilst listening to Enya.

We are all unique, which makes us beautiful; so never despair, and just chill the hell out about it all.

Look in the mirror and say, 'There is none other like you and for that reason alone you are beautiful.

I think it's sad when people stop dreaming, or start losing hope. Because holding onto the bonkers dream might just turn out to be the most marvellous thing you ever did.

Live in hope. Because things do happen. Things do change. Worry really is futile. Don't fear the future. Dreams do come true.

There are some wonderful aspects to Christmas. It's magical. And each year, from at least November, well, September, well, if I'm honest, May, I look forward to it hugely.

I have written the only diet book that I believe needs to exist, and here it is: CHAPTER ONE: Eat a bit less. CHAPTER TWO: Move about a bit more. THE END.

Also, in your 20s, if you are beautiful, everything comes to you, so you never need to develop a personality. I never had that problem.

We all have our worries about our bodies and our looks. We just need to make the best of our lovely, wonky selves. The key is never to compare and try to be something you're not.

I have a fantastic method for anti-ageing. It's eating. Plumps out your skin beautifully.

Times change and we should change and grow, and yet be proud of our legacy.

I believe in gradual experimentation with running shoes.

In my travels I am often asked if college stifles young writers. In my opinion, it doesn't stifle them enough.

A couple of times, I could have turned a trick. But I didn't want to start. I knew how it would play. When you started thinking it was easy, you were forgetting what it cost.

If it's good art, it's good.

Probably the difference between man and the monkeys is that the monkeys are merely bored, while man has boredom plus imagination.

We cannot deny the facts of nature, but we should certainly try to improve on them.

I like to write my lyrics on clay tablets.

There are too many good comic book writers out there. I'd rather remain a fanboy.

Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.