My guideline has always been to avoid a focus on me personally. Not because of any deep, dark secrets. Rather just a sense of privacy.

It's fine to celebrate success but it is more important to heed the lessons of failure.

If you can't make it good, at least make it look good.

I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.

If you are born poor its not your mistake, But if you die poor its your mistake.

I failed in some subjects in exam, but my friend passed in all. Now he is an engineer in Microsoft and I am the owner of Microsoft.

We get Comfort from those who agree with us, but we get Growth from only those who don't agree with us !

I have $100 billion... You realize I could spend $3 million a day, every day, for the next 100 years? And that's if I don't make another dime.

Drones overall will be more impactful than I think people recognize in positive ways to help society.

I am not in competition with anyone but myself. My goal is to improve myself continuously.

Vision without execution is daydreaming.

They tell us that Suicide is the greatest piece of Cowardice... That Suicide is wrong

And a lot of it will be wrong, but just enough of it will be right.

He had so many ways of climbing into the tree house in his head, escaping the madness below, and pulling the ladder up behind him.

Privacy isn't dead, although it is fashionable for digerati to say so.

Chiropractors correct abnormalities of the intellect as well as those of the body.

When insolvent, pack minimally, with a valise tough enough to be thrown onto a London pavement from a first- or second-floor window. Insist on hotel rooms no higher.

Saturday Night Live is hitting me on a regular basis again. This is my fourth decade that I've been lampooned on Saturday Night Live

Celebrity has lost its value - all you have to do is go on a reality TV show for six weeks and everybody knows your name.

It's nice to get off the couch, throw the clothes on, add a little make-up and go back to work, every once in a while.

The most permanent lessons in morals are those which come, not of book teaching, but of experience.