My hair looks like it had been purchased at a rummage sale after all the real hair was gone.

What kind of good deeds? Like Girl Scouts? Because I got kicked out of Brownies and they won't give me another chance to keep my clothes on at camp.

On Jesus: "Everyone around me was flat-out in love with him, and who wouldn't be? He was good with animals, he loved his mother, and he wasn't afraid of blind people.

I respect every way in which you are a troublemaker, now get up and do what your mother says.

Decoupage hit Mooreland pretty hard.

Mother always said she was a size 7 woman she kept wrapped in fat to prevent bruising.

But I think that what you'll discover more and more as you get older is that most people aren't thinking about you at all.

My favorite was Love Is...Never Having to Say You're Sorry. This was,the good Lord knew, a dream of mine. But every time I refused to apologize for something, Love seemed to just fly out the window.

Decoupage hit Mooreland pretty hard...

The tragedy is that there are many walking encyclopedias who are living failures.

If you cannot see the rainbow because your face is down, don't argue that no rainbow is up there. Lift up your passion and take your dreams off the ground!

If you go on a journey to Mars and get into deep space, there is several hundred times, maybe 300 times the radiation.

Habit is Heaven's own redress: it takes the place of happiness.

If you ride a horse, sit close and tight, if you ride a man, sit easy and light.

At bottom is the best soil to sow and grow something new again. In that sense, hitting bottom, while extremely painful, is also the sowing ground.

Nothing in the natural world makes sense - except when seen in the light of evolution

The years from about eight to twelve constitute a unique period of human life.

Individualism, the love of enterprise, and the pride in personal freedom, have been deemed by Americans not only as their choicest, but their peculiar and exclusive possessions.

The real doubt is the doubt that doubts that it doubts.