My hair was growin' too long, so I got me a fade And when my dishes got dirty, I got cascade And When the weather was hot, I got a spot in the shade.

So sucker MC's, please think twice; Would you join the navy if you didn't like the gravy and rice?

I'm your idol, the highest title, Numero Uno, I'm not a Puerto Rican, but I'm speakin so that you know, And understand, I got the gift of speech, And it's a blessin, so listen to the lesson I preach.

Think, just blink and I made...a million rhymes. Just imagine if you blinked...a million times. Damn, I'd be paid...I got it made.

...And Sunday's the one day I rest, give thanks, and bless.

Every full bottle of alcohol has a message in it, a surprise that one will not discover until one drinks it

I as an elected official would never recommend anybody to boycott any city or state.

A new medical study reports that men who eat ten pizzas a week are less likely to develop prostate problems at age 50. That's because they are usually dead by age 40.

Suffering for Jesus is temporary. Pleasure in Jesus is eternal.

I'm not a pundit. I'm not an analyst.

We must together build an economic agenda for the India of our dreams that translates into improved standards of living, increased human well-being and assured social justice.

In a way, my design works as much because the belt is comfortable for the user as it does because it is safer.

Yogi Bear - there's everything before Yogi Bear and there's everything after Yogi Bear. Like a major car accident, or the birth of Christ.

There's news that happens in different spheres and can be made just as funny, but it's not necessarily in the normal news medium.

Sincerity is the most important thing in acting. Once you can fake that, you've got it made.