My hate of Apple has moved into a hate of Facebook.

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.

MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken!

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.

There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.

Donald Trump came out as a birther, which is Republican for, 'I'm running for president.'

Elected officials shouldn’t get to choose who gets to choose elected officials.

If a group of people - leaders - can convince a group of folk who barely have a pot to piss in that the rich shouldn't be taxed-- THAT is leadership!

When it comes to idiots, America's got more than its fair share. If idiots were energy, it would be a source that would never run out.

You can never put too much pork in your mouth as far as I'm concerned.

What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height of flu season, it makes no sense.

What use, after all, is man, if not to teach God His lessons?

That was part of the whole original concept. We were thinking, it's off-season, let's do a really fun, local-oriented event, raise money for good causes and bring some music to the valley.

God will finish what He authors, but He is not obligated to finish what He has not authored.

Limited means often constitute the charm and force of primitive painting. Extension, on the contrary, leads the arts to decadence.

Ah, how skillful grows the hand That obeyeth Love's command! It is the heart, and not the brain, That to the highest doth attain, And he who followeth Love's behest Far excelleth all the rest!

Transformation comes in a lot of different forms, but going natural really helped me love myself.

We need to be aware of the suffering, but retain our clarity, calmness and strength so we can help transform the situation.

We've survived by believing our life is going to get better.

I had rather be a toad, and live upon the vapor of a dungeon than keep a corner in the thing I love for others uses.

I have a job that allows me not to look perfect all the time. I can just go looking the way I look, have my hair just any old type of way.