My haters are laughable punks, my supporters the greatest people that ever lived.

If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak.

Look what venison does to a goofy guitar player from Detroit? I'm going to be 54 this year and if I had any more energy I'd scare you.

My idea of fast food is a mallard.

The government is so out of control. It is so bloated and infested with fraud and deceit and corruption and abuse of power.

There will come a time when the gun owners of America, the law-abiding gun owners of America, will be the Rosa Parks and we will sit down on the front seat of the bus, case closed.

Where you have the most armed citizens in America, you have the lowest violent crime rate. Where you have the worst gun control, you have the highest crime rate.

I didn't invent the middle finger, but I perfected the use of it.

I'm Beginning To Wonder If It Would Have Been Best Had The South Won The Civil War.

I'm the gun guy, a loud guitar Dirty Harry with a ponytail.

When you look down on yourself, you set an example on how others should treat you.

If you want to improve performance and productivity, set a vision that inspires and delights.

I just inhaled kimchi ramen. Nose on fire. Next chapter may be obscured by tears.

First sons and daughters seduced to play and party 'til it was too late to realize they were being lead to the slaughter. They discounted the law of moderation.

I never use a computer.

I'd been shouting and shouting and no-one wanted to hear me.

I used to take culinary arts at Job Corps so I'm a certified chef. I could cook chicken alfredo.

The highest happiness, the purest joys of life, wear out at last.

Here is another secret: I have no business being fascinated by you.

Experimentation has been the key factor in the success of Western capitalism