My headshot is a scratch and sniff, it smells like failure and onions.

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.

I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.

Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.

Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There's just too much money.

You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.

I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.

In Sarasota, Florida, Stephen King reminded me of the joy of just writing every day.

Every personal existence was upheld by a secret.

A man would prefer to come home to an unmade bed and a happy woman than to a neatly made bed and an angry woman.

Silences between movements are employed only in order to bring the opposing duo to the fore.

Studies in Australia have verified this drain on the economy by video gambling machines

Simplicity and order are, if not the principal, then certainly the most important guidelines for human beings in general.

A need for many candles may arise in every nation's history to light up the darkness in the country. Most of the time, the youth is the very candles themselves!

I believe inner beauty is beauty in its truest form. When we nurture ourselves, it brings an inevitable, positive transformation.

Opposition doesn't prevent the presence of God, it provides an opportunity to prove the presence of God.