My heart felt withered, a neglected fruit that would never again sweeten, now that my love was dead.

I satirize at all times, and my hyperboles are as nothing compared to the events to which they refer.

Still when I go on talk shows, I worry that I have to live up to a comedic persona.

The iPad needs to catch up with Flash before I put a hand on it.

I think I'm a weird combination of deeply introverted and very daring. I can feel both those things working.

You can find the whole world of a film in one instrument, or you can find a world of sound in the orchestra.

It is dangerous to understand new things too quickly.

A Modern Mom to me is not always someone that juggles a career and family. A Modern Mom is a woman who takes care of herself on the inside and the outside.

GDP does not allow for the health of our children, the quality of their education, or the joy of their play

By myself, I'm a hard pill. My wife makes me look real good, because she smoothes my rough edges. That's why I say, "Take your wife everywhere. It's a good thing."

A smile is the same as sunshine; it banishes winter from the human countenance.