My heart goes out to anyone who is making his first appearance before an audience of human beings.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

El reproche y la culpa solo sirven para aprisionarnos y para no dejarnos avanzar.

Life is short and if you're looking for extension, you had best do well. 'Cause there's good deeds and then there's good intentions. They are as far apart as Heaven and Hell.

The root cause of poverty is social injustice and the bad government that abets it

I am a worker, a tombstone mason, anxious to pleace averyburies and jully glad when Christmas comes his once ayear.

A coward can die many times, but love can only die once.

Ten million years will not put a strain on the clock of eternity.

Most of us are dragged toward wholeness.

Doing a thing call the Hillbilly Rock, some say it came from Elvis down in Tennessee.

I love it when television is shot in a cinematic way and I think to aspire to that is no bad thing.

There must be people who pray even for those who never pray.