My heart is an empty refrigerator.

Maybe that’s why God made childbirth so painful, so that when your life is wrecked by children you know it could be worse.

You look like shit.” “Thanks. I look way better than I feel.

She didn’t sound overjoyed. She didn’t sound even slightly joyed.

Sometimes I surprise myself with how dissatisfied I am with seemingly satisfying experiences.

If they love another, let them love!

I wish that the Democrats would put some effort into Social Security reform, illegal immigration's reform, tax reform, or some of the other real issues that are out there.

I think the first half of my 20s I felt I had to achieve, achieve, achieve. A lot of men do this. I'm looking around now and I'm like, Where am I running?

It is fine to stand upon some lofty mountain thought, and feel the spirit stretch into a view.

I try to exercise in nature, and I try to play golf once a month. The last time I played golf with my wife, however, she got better scores than me, which became an additional source of stress.

One who knows more, loves more.

Ideologies are cultural memes. They are the most confining of the cultural memes. That's where culture gets real ugly. It is when you rub up against its ideologies.

I'm the queen of the nerds.