My heart is at ease knowing that what was meant for me will never miss me, and that what misses me was never meant for me.

Having a relationship with people of questionable character is like playing with a razor blade on your skin, and pretending to observe that it is harmful to your body.

We need you to come home.

It is desirable that a man live in all respects so simply and preparedly that if an enemy take the town... he can walk out the gate empty-handed and without anxiety.

I grew up knowing that I had the prettiest mother of anyone in my class.

I can't help thinking that science would be more appealing if it had no practical use.

If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck

Patrick Henry didn't say, "Give me safety, or give me death."

Take pride in what you do. The kind of pride I'm talking about is not the arrogant puffed-up kind; it's just the whole idea of caring - fiercely caring

The worst lesson that can be taught to a man is to rely upon others and to whine over his sufferings

When I first set out to ruin SNL, I didn't think anyone would notice, but I persevered because - like you trying to do a nine-piece jigsaw puzzle - it was a labour of love.