My history's not very good, but did David win?

Can you believe that? A female linesman. Women don't know the offside rule.

People say footballers have terrible taste in music but I would dispute that. In the car at the moment I've got The Corrs, Cher, Phil Collins, Shania Twain and Rod Stewart.

If you don't hit the target, you're never gonna score

I don't like to see players tossed off needlessly.

Carlos Tevez is so rich that when he retires he'll never have to play football again

The one thing that tackle wasn't was high and dangerous.

I was in Moldova airport and I went into the duty-free shop - and there wasn't a duty-free shop.

It's a lot harder to play football when you haven't got the ball.

I was saying the other day, how often the most vulnerable area for goalies is between their legs.

Darren Fletcher is the type of player who would walk over hot coals to play for his country, and he has done

The Bible can stand the onslaught of any enemy.

I grew up in Queens, in New York City, in a middle class Jewish family. My mother was a public school teacher, my father was a lawyer. They were Democrats - kind of middle-of-the-road democrats.

I actually like taking a mic and plugging it into an amp and giving it to a kid to see what they do, 'cause they flip out. They're way more in touch with their voices than we give them credit for.

I've never made love to a ghost but I have made love to men who are a few years away from becoming a ghost.

Positive work environments outperform negative work environments.

My parents will be sad for a while, and they may even blame themselves, the way they do now. Eventually they'll come to peace with my decision. I hope they'll realize I'm finally at peace.

Philosophy is the only excuse God has for his cruelty and vanity.

It is not usually our ideas that make us optimistic or pessimistic, but it is our optimism or pessimism of physiological or pathological origin that makes our ideas.

The power of sound to put an audience in a certain psychological state is vastly undervalued. And the more you know about music and harmony, the more you can do with that.

I don't make art with grandiose delusions. I do know there are limits to what art is capable of. That makes it all the more appealing to me. And I can do as I will whenever I choose.