My horses make very silly faces when I'm preparing their meals.

The main trouble with women is that they will just not put the seat back up again.

Do I suffer for my art? Well, I get a lot of flatulence when I'm nervous.

Most people, whatever their opinions and protestations, do not want to learn.

Happiness is a choice. Happiness does not depend on outward conditions but on inward decisions.

In the middle of the North Pole, anything hot gives the feeling like touching the hand of the God!

I want to chase the butterflies.

One look at each other and it was immediately understood that they both needed a clean slate,,, The obliteration of memory.

But I've got to think of myself as the luckiest guy. Robert Johnson only had one album's worth of work as his legacy. That's all that life allowed him.

They're the darkest people I know, comedians.

I'm lively when I perform and I always put everything into a show, but when I get home I love lying down in front of the TV and relaxing.

I’m a basketball player, not a monk.

My most important title is Mom in Chief