My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was.

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.

I don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh.

I was a ballerina. I had to quit after I injured a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen

Thoughts have unfathomable dimension.

It would be wise to define ‘living’ as walking in the fullest expression of who I am, verses wallowing in the confines of who I’m not.

The best advice is to be yourself, but to be your best self.

And he ate up all her vision, as he had done the first day she saw him so long ago.

God begins molding a mother after His own heart on the inside--in the inner woman and her heart--and then works outward.

Whether it's Google or Apple or free software, we've got some fantastic competitors and it keeps us on our toes.

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

Overall, Id say I was an awesome bookseller, but probably not the best book shelver. I loved recommending books and helping people find books.

The way I like to measure greatness is... How many people can you make want to be better?

For any couple, once you delve into the idea of non-monogamy, you're entering pretty frightening territory.