My husband believed that all women who want to should be free, equal, independent, creative, well informed, and lead stimulating, interesting lives. Except me.

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor

Military intelligence is a meaningless phrase because the two words are mutually exclusive.

A lawyer's relationship to justice and wisdom is on a par with a piano tuner's relationship to a concert. He neither composes the music, nor interprets it-he merely keeps the machinery running.

Unemployed writers have muses. Employed writers just sweat.

Nobody's ever satisfied until they've been dead a good week.

People of character don’t allow the environment to dictate their style.

Tell people the truth, they laugh. The truth is so tragic they have to pretend it's a joke.

A woman can do anything she wants as long as she doesn't do anything she wants! She can go anywhere she likes as long as she stays put!

Beware the beguiled, they do their own beguiling.

Fortunately, like all good things, Christmas Day does come to an end.

A government is for the benefit of all the people.

how tedious is retirement! You cannot imagine to yourself the monotony with which day comes after day.

I think longevity is more important than trying to make people realize you're around every second.

I privilege the music over the lyrics

A lot of things just aren't true any more.

I think rap music has made more money on dance music than dance music has made on dance music. Just a thought.

People who call me the Twilight girl and mean it. Please, pigeon hole me. That means I did it right.

I was raised on the internet.

Hence the solution lies in finding a means of so readjusting this exclusive element to the family of nations, that the basis of the Jewish question will be permanently removed.

And, as for what is called improving conversation, that is merely the foolish method by which the still more foolish philanthropist feebly tries to disarm the just rancour of the criminal classes.