My husband says my toes are like Wall's cocktail sausages. He feels peckish whenever he sees them.

I want to be buried with a mobile phone, just in case I'm not dead.

I should have been out there having a wild time like all the other girls my age, but I wasn't. I was going home every night to what was, initially, a very happy marriage.

Follow your dreams, because your dreams won't follow you.

I was a prefect at school, I never had a tattoo, got a detention or pierced my ears more than once.

I never believed I wouldn't make it - and perhaps that's why I've always found work. I've always stuck at everything I've ever done. I absolutely won't give up.

I am an optimist. I think, as bad as life sometimes gets, there is so much joy and so much good stuff, that there is a balance.

I don't care who or what judges me, nothing's going to stop me from living my life how I choose.

My family are my priority but I've always had a strong work ethic and I like to be busy.

If I had a dream show, I probably shouldn't even mention it in this climate, but it would be like a kind of Fix It show.

In the past, I've thrown myself into work so much there's been very little room for anything else.

Go forth in every direction- for the happiness, the harmony, the welfare of the many. Offer your heart, the seeds of understanding, like a lamp overturned and re-lit, illuminating the darkness.

Once they said they can only stop me with a pistol but today you need a machine gun to stop Messi.

I really love getting hot stone massages. They really help me relax and it's so soothing for your muscles.

There are two days in the year that we can not do anything, yesterday and tomorrow

When I first heard about Y Combinator, it was one of those ideas that just seemed forehead-slappingly obvious. Good ideas often do, in retrospect.

I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I always pour wine from that.

When you dance, do you feel desire? Do you feel as if you were summoning up a greater energy? When you dance, are there moments when you cease to be yourself?

My days are spent wrangling children, chipping dried manure from boots, washing jeans, and frying calf nuts.

You may be a little older, or a little more neurotic, or a little more closed off. But inside, you're just the same.

You are a sinner married to a sinner...and the happiest marriage is the union of two forgivers.