My husband yells comments like "How long till you're ready? Throw out a date."

A decorator can make lots of money - assuming she wins the lottery.

He's always been known to be entrepenurious.

Let us eat and drink: for tomorrow we diet.

I'm not much of a drinker. It only takes me one drink to get drunk . . . my fourth.

My husband lost a lot of weight on a new diet and I resent it. It's simple he just doesn't eat when I'm talking.

They say the Japanese don't experience menopause or hot flashes. If that's the case why are they the number-one fan-producing country in the world?

I don't give my weight. I weigh a hundred and plenty.

When she told her doctor that she always wanted to keep her weight exactly the same as her IQ he gave her a lecture on anorexia.

My sister started to smell trouble when on the second day of her honeymoon the groom started asking for separate checks.

He says he's not broke but he is trying to sell his kidney and corneas.

I'm the middle man. I try to keep people happy. I go out of my way to get a smile. That's the way my mother raised me.

My mother would only let us go to the musicals.

I don't like people that litter. If you don't throw a wrapper in the trashcan and you just toss it out on the ground I wanna take you and toss you into outer space.

Youth changes its tastes by the warmth of its blood; age retains its tastes by habit.

You need a lot of different types of people to make the world better.

Be gentle with the young.

There isn't a lot written about the motorcycle culture.

I went back to bumming around New York, writing freelance stuff for Car & Driver and such.

I think the University of Texas has the chance to become the finest public university in the country.

It is a test of true theories not only to account for but to predict phenomena.