My ideas for the future? To take over the world.

If I were a food, I'd be a Chili because you know.. I'm hot.

In my first video diary I explained my love for women who have a taste in carrots. Since then, I have received plenty of carrots. Now I also have a keen interest in women who like Lamborghinis.

Live life for the moment, because everything else is uncertain.

And I'd marry you, Harry. Because it rhymes.

I secretly want to be a zebra. That is why I always wear stripes.

Always be nice to people. Whatever how bad they are to you. To show them you are not like them.

Fans always tell me I'm beautiful, but no one will ever be as beautiful as them

Even if there's a tiny tiny chance, isn't that worth going for it?

If you want to do something, Go for it you've got nothing to loose.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he's a fungi!

Designers and free lance artists and editors can set their hourly rates by dividing their annual income needs by 1000.

Strait is the gate and narrow is the way which leadeth unto life.

I ... ran for Legislature [in 1832] ... and was beaten-the only time I have been beaten by the people.

November is usually such a disagreeable month as if the year had suddenly found out she was growing old and could do nothing but weep and fret over it.

Life cannot be lived, and understood, simultaneously.

It was here that I suspended my religious inquiries (aged 17).

We're dealing with character assassins. We're dealing with career assassins. That's who the media is today.

My job as a prosecutor is to do justice. And justice is served when a guilty man is convicted and an innocent man is not.

But I will find new habits, new thoughts, new rules. I will become something else.

So now I'm rollin' down Rodeo wit a shotgun, These people ain't seen a brown skin man, Since their grandparents bought one