My job is essentially just corralling more and more and more facts and information, and occasionally seeing whether that leads to some action.

Just do it! First you make your habits, then your habits make you!

Price is what you pay. Value is what you get.

Honesty is a very expensive gift, Don't expect it from cheap people.

If you don't find a way to make money while you sleep, you will work until you die.

Look for 3 things in a person. Intelligence, Energy, & Integrity. If they don't have the last one, don't even bother with the first two.

The best investment you can make, is an investment in yourself... The more you learn, the more you'll earn.

Read 500 pages every day. That's how knowledge works. It builds up like compound interest.

Successful Investing takes time, discipline and patience. No matter how great the talent or effort, some things just take time: You can't produce a baby in one month by getting nine women pregnant.

The Happiest people DO NOT necessarily have the BEST THINGS. They simply APPRECIATE the things they have.

We don't have to be smarter than the rest. We have to be more disciplined than the rest.

You and those shot-glass eyes, deep swirling pools of 80-proof firewater, with the depth and profundity of Saturn’s spinning pulsars…

children betrayed their parents by becoming their own people

A mind enclosed in language is in prison.

Hell has been described as a pocket edition of Chicago.

I would not give much for your religion unless it can be seen. Lamps do not talk, but they do shine.

Alchemists turned into chemists when they stopped keeping secrets.

I'm addicted to cosmetic surgery!

Ethics is for people with full bellies.

Though philosophers like to define poetry as irrational fancy, for us it is practical, humorous, reasonable way of being ourselves.

Execution gets divided into two key questions: 1) can you figure out what to do and 2) can you get it done.