My job was to fight evil, and my soul was my weapon.

Bubble gum on a turd, Madison! You’re a tutti-frutti enforcer. I am a warden. Trust me, I know what I’m doing.

Screw fairy tales. My life was way more interesting.

A spider is hardly an excuse to abuse a book.

This dewdrop world Is but a dewdrop worldAnd yet —

I strongly believe in after life because life down here is too costly.

When an invading force crosses a river in its onward march, do not advance to meet it in mid-stream.  It will be best to let half the army get across, and then deliver your attack.

i have learnt to live to please myself first instead of other people, when I lived to please others, I lay late in bed with my eyes open in the dark wondering who I was, now I know myself

Often fear is the same emotion as excitement. It means you are breaking ground.

You're safe because you're so trapped inside your culture. Anything you can conceive of is fine because you can conceive of it.

Religion is a great force - the only real motive force in the world; but what you fellows don't understand is that you must get at a man through his own religion and not through yours.

Don't think I was the only reason he healed. You're his light, Marissa. Don't ever forget that.

From the dog's point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog.

I know a number of autistic adults that are doing extremely well on Prozac.