My journey defines me

(T)he increase of known truths stimulates the investigation, establishment, and growth of the arts.

The line you tow is a sign that all will be fine!

It's the kind of storm that only happens on the highveld, the thunder loud and rapid. Zanele doesn't speak. I need her to. Maybe she is counting the people who have died since we first met.

I grew up not having a father. Golf is the father I never had. It taught me honesty and respect and discipline and it taught me to control my temperament.

You had to hate the Colonel a whole lot to keep from loving him.

Until I started doing standup, there were some very bleak days.

There is nothing I hate more than sentimentality.

When you lead a normal life, you aren't aware of how you affect people.

Don't let anyone tell you that America's best days are behind her - that the American spirit has been vanquished. We've seen it triumph too often in our lives to stop believing in it now.

Any actor will tell you, anybody in the public eye, that the tabloids are the worst kind of ramification of being a celebrity.