My karma's the comma that puts you inside of a coma, Hyphen, dot, dot, semi-colon, leave you semi-swollen. Question mark, you pregnant? Oh you're not? I love you, period.

No matter how hard it gets, I’d rather be a soldier drowning in my own blood than a coward in my own piss

I hate The Police so much I'd probably assassinate Sting, My System of a Down Rages Against the Machine. Tie you up in a Slipknot and hold Alice In Chains inside her dreams.

I show more blind rage than Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles wrestling in a steel cage.

I'm on a different plane like Hervé Villechaize

I'm from Jerz, the home of: "I could've swore I parked my car right here!"

I make chicks consider themselves widows whose husbands ain't even died yet.

The discontent and frustration that you feel is entirely your own creation.

Nothing conceivable is so petty, so insipid, so crowded with paltry interests, in one word, so anti-poetic, as the life of a man in the United States.

Psychoanalysis is the confession without absolution.

I think music can heal your soul if you'll let it. It can also bring you up if you're down. It can also bring you down if you're too up. It's a mood thing.

Better to flee from death than feel its grip.

Gratitude takes three forms: a feeling in the heart, an expression in words, and a giving in return.

God's end is to enable me to see that he can walk on the chaos of my life just now.

Why do people criticise his intelligence when he can do something as miraculous as that?

This is not a time for fear, brethren, but rather a time for faith - a time for each of us who holds the priesthood to be his best self.