My kids are funny. They won't eat the heels on a loaf of bread. So I patiently explained to them that they eat rolls, and rolls are all crust, just like heels...and now they won't eat rolls!

As you journey through life take a minute every now and then to give a thought for the other fellow. He could be plotting something.

Live one day at a time, unless you can figure out how to live two.

The way to forget our miseries, is to remember the God of our mercies.

The trouble with law is lawyers.

Kids look up to me, and it's really incredible to be in that position.

If it's a flash it's been an awfully long flash. I've been around for 20 years in one of the largest media and political markets in the country, so I'd call it more of a slow burn.

You can make people do anything if they're afraid.

I JUST GOT THE CRAP BEAT OUTTA ME!!!

The most important thing to me is to give something back to my parents, because they've done so much for me throughout my life.

We can go through anything because Jesus goes before us.

People don't come to a comedy club simply to hear someone's thoughts, no matter how profound.

The best leaders... almost without exception and at every level, are master users of stories and symbols.