My kids are my life and the thought of someone taking them away from me is my worst nightmare.

So many people know about the dangers of sunbeds but when you have a busy active lifestyle you need a product that you can use quickly and doesn't streak or leave you with orange hands.

Obviously, the ultimate dream is to be married for life.

I hate feet, they're disgusting... what are they even for?

I've written this song called 'Insania' - it's a mix of Insane and Mania, and even though it's a made up word you instantly know what it means!

All fanmail is a bit of fun. We do get some nice letters and some fanatical mail too. There's one woman who thinks me and her are married and has asked when she can come home. That's a bit spooky.

What's done is done. You've got to move on. I don't want to say anything bad about the mother of my children.

It's amazing how stress keeps you trim.

There might come a point where I don't want to be in this industry at all.

It's so important to encourage the use of sun cream, tan in a bottle and the disuse of sun beds which are known world-wide as causes of skin cancer.

I cringe when I watch myself on TV.

I found that things are always easier when I do them with love.

As the gout seems privileged to attack the bodies of the wealthy, so ennui seems to exert a similar prerogative over their minds.

We all hope. It's what keeps us alive.

Wonder Showzen was one of the first shows that realized each sketch, each segment is essentially one joke, and, once you know what the joke is, it's time to move on.

The state is not abolished, it withers away.

Let the world move along as it pleased. If it had any business with him, it would be sure to tell him.

And if he left off dreaming about you, where do you suppose you'd be?

Pretty isn't the only thing that matters - being smart and kind matters more, of course - but all daughters should hear from their moms that they look pretty once in a while.

Like most kids, my dad played. He would drag us out to the course and make us shag balls for him and caddy and all that kind of stuff.

One word, in this place, respecting asparagus. The young shoots of this plant, boiled, are the most unexceptionable form of greens with which I am acquainted.