My kids, they're my energy, my soul, and my nicest friend.

I think everybody's weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.

if you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate

We don't always cry because we are weak, sometimes we cry because we have been strong, brave and courageous for way too long.

I'm having too much fun today to worry about tomorrow.

People cry, not because they're weak. It's because they've been strong for too long.

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.

If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.

The worst form of snobbery is to deny information

show me your eyes and i should tell who you are and what would your future

It is difficult to undo our own damage, and to recall to our presence that which we have asked to leave.

I never leave a dog alone in a car on a hot day. I make sure it's with an elderly person holding a baby.

If it's a good book, anyone will read it. I'm totally unashamed about still reading things I loved in my childhood.

The State is concentric, but the individual is eccentric.

People say the customer is always right, but you know what - they're not. Sometimes they are wrong and they need to be told so.

A lot of my work is about is about events, but I also think a lot of my work is about fragmentation.... You have to break something down in order to have the parts synthesize.

The important thing is that you've got a strong foundation before you start to try to save the world or help other people.

The man who can best gets along with women, is the man who can get along without them.