My kind of wanting to be funny didn't come from need, necessarily. The closest I can analyze it is that it was an easy way to make friends, I found out. It was just a great kind of social tool.

We all know the moon isn't made out of green cheese...but if it was made out of barbeque spare ribs would you eat it?

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.

I've always wanted to sail around the world in a handmade boat and I built a boat.

A fashion plate, a rock star in his own mind, Megamind is more showman than deadly menace.

Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don't know

I have the physique a lot of people dream about having. It's my obligation to share it with the world.

Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life

I look good. I mean, really good. Hey everyone! Come and see how good I look!

I think my new iPhone 5S is broken. I pressed the home button and I'm still at work

Eating should be an act of physical necessity or emotional joy, not something to alleviate boredom.

The Navy is much more than a job; much more than service to country. It is a way of life. It gets in your blood.

Knowing isn't doing; doing isn't knowing. Nothing but the knowing and the doing gets it done.

I've always wanted to be in musicals, not just in film, but on stage. I think it's a wonderful medium.

You can't blame someone for not knowing what his or her job should be if you don't ask for it right off the bat.

The theatre is a spiritual and social X-ray of its time.

If you had really loved something, wouldn't a little bit of it always linger?

I used to love to play dress-up, where you get your mother's or your grandmother's dresses and high heels.

We dance, we kiss, we schmooze, we carry on, we go home happy. What do you say? Come on.

Artists are people who create beauty. That's the bottom line.