My life is, like, really, really fun.

Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

First I wanted to be a veterinarian. And then I realized you had to give them shots to put them to sleep, so I decided I'd just buy a bunch of animals and have them in my house instead.

I take my dog Tinkerbell seriously. I take my job seriously. But I don't take myself all that seriously.

I hate the taste of alcohol. When I'm drinking, I'm drinking Red Bull.

Some girls are just born with glitter in their veins.

There's nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blonde, like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana and, right now, I'm that icon.

No matter what a woman looks like, if she's confident, she's sexy.

A true heiress is never mean to anyone - except a girl who steals your boyfriend.

I don't want to be known as the granddaughter of the Hiltons. I want to be known as Paris.

Barbie is my role modle. She might not do anything, but she looks good doing it.

My vegetable love will growVaster than empires, and more slow.

WE GROW IN SPIRIT WITH EACH LESSONLEARNED THROUGHEXPERIENCE...LET US BE THANKFULNO MATTER HOW PAINFULTHE LESSON!!!

The Fall will always be yours and mine…

Poetry is the silence and speech between a wet struggling root of a flower and a sunlit blossom of that flower.

We ought to flee the friendship of the wicked, and the enmity of the good.

Every single record I have is a fossil.

The greatest thing to be achieved in advertising, in my opinion, is believability, and nothing is more believable than the product itself.

We are part of this universe; we are in this universe, but perhaps more important than both of those facts, is that the universe is in us.

All the world's indeed a stage And we are merely players Performers and portrayers Each another's audience outside the gilded cage

The first cut is the deepest.