My life is what it is, and I can't change it. I can change the future, but I can't do anything about the past.

Don't tell me what you believe in. I'll observe how you behave and I will make my own determination.

The secret to happiness, of course, is not getting what you want; it's wanting what you get.

It's very important in life to know when to shut up. You should not be afraid of silence.

We are all experts in our own little niches.

I tried to do my best impression of The Jonas Brothers, but no matter how hard I tried I ended up looking cool!

If you can't be in awe of Mother Nature, there's something wrong with you.

I had only been a citizen for two weeks when I received a summons to appear for jury duty!

Learning something new is fun.

I'm curious about everything - even things that don't interest me.

I don't gamble, because winning a hundred dollars doesn't give me great pleasure. But losing a hundred dollars pisses me off.

Don't worry if you've been labeled as weird. Who wants to be classed as normal in an insane world?

You may often have to watch Jesus Christ wreck a life before He saves it.

I wanted so badly for there to be more. I ached for there to be more than my crappy little life.' He shakes his head. 'And there was more. I just couldn't see it.

Books have a complete disregard for your feelings. They don't care if you are crying. They are going to continue making you cry.

As a lawyer and a former prosecutor, I know the limits of the power and authority of the president. I know what is legal and what is not.

Chelsea are not made to play football. We're good on the counter, a little bit like Real against Bayern.

Anything you do to lose weight should be as easy as it can possibly be and still deliver results.

I have nine children... and one of them is an invalid. Her mother is obliged to take her away in the winter, and when one bird is off the nest, the other has to go on.

Words fashioned with somewhat over precise diction are like shapes turned out by a cookie cutter.

In truth we need to change the society itself, men as well as women, to change everything.